areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
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