how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
Actions speak louder than pants.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Last night: Repeatedly yelled about how the fishbowl tasted like blue, stole a stranger's hat, hugged the DJ for playing my request, made out with my roommate, and abandoned the guy I dragged to the club in the first place
This morning: Hat doesn't fit, hangover headache is blue, and I can't move without getting lightheaded
Listen when they tell you not to drink after giving blood
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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