needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
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