Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
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