i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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