last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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