Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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