Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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