She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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