grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
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