Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
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