Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
how does that bad decision feel?
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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