fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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