It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
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