none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
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