You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
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