So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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