It's Friday. Sex?
Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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