dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
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