Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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