Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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