omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
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