What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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