There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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