we're blogging at a bar
Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I'm like, not good at living.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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