Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
that's an acceptable place to lick
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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