maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
Congratulations! We have a period
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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