what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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