Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
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