Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
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