ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
Dignity is for republicans.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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