these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
no, he came in my armpit
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
Just pee around me
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
Randomize
