If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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