just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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