That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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