i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
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