Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
Randomize
