I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
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