I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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