You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Randomize
