My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
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