Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
jump out the window naked night went bad
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