I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
Why can't burritos get me drunk
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
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