do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
True strength comes from lack of pants
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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