Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
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