everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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