just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
God I need to hump something, right now.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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