Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
Randomize
