My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
Too much gin, very little bucket
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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