That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
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