just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
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