How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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