Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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