Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I didn't notice because vodka
I'm so stoned I just sat here for like at least 45 min thinking about how I would get some jack in the box tacos if only I knew where my wallet was and then I kind of blinked and finally noticed I had literally been staring at my wallet the ENTIRE fucking time
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
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