I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I think i ate a live goldfish last night. that i caught with my hand in a kiddie pool. my stomach really hurts.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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