Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
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